An NO, Mr. MCLEOD my manageing Partner did not "send me packing."
I saw a Blawg and a young TART named Jessica Cutler. The MEN who Blawg at Abovethelaw Blawg ALWAYS objetify women on all their Blawgs. And Ms. Cutler thinks she needs to reveal Her self to sell books. http://abovethelaw.com/2008/11/cutler_milbank_rubio_marriage.php
SUPPOSEDLY, Ms. Cutler was given $300,000 to put her breasts on a book which does NOT seem likely when many other Tarts are giving it away for free on other internet websites. I do not think any MAN wants to here what this tramp has to say.
There is ALSO a picture of her Boyrfiend, who may be her Husband, and he looks NORMAL, but a little stiff. Lawyer's make strange bedfelows.
Now I am giong to take a bath. Alan bought me NEW soap and it is Pink.
No offense meant, Miss. But "Anonymous" was about to panic. Also, Managing Partners - well, really, they can't be trusted. So, we had to consider the worst. But it is good to learn you just weren't feeling yourself for a few days. Enjoy the soap!
ReplyDeleteI don't think you should be so hard on tarts and tramps (or hawkers, for that matter). They have their good points, certainly, and if their lawyer husbands are, from time to time, stiff bedfellows, that's to be expected. Have a great evening.
Damn it. There go my fantasies of Ellen being Jessica Cutler incognito.
ReplyDeleteShow us a picture of what YOU look like, Ellen? We know you are young and gorgeous, but we don't know what you look like? Are you more like Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
ReplyDeleteProbably more like McLeod with a wig on.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous, 12:44 PM. Who are you and why do you know my darkest fantasies???
ReplyDeleteWhere is Ellen? Is she at the BOYFREIND's house for the holidays? Why can't we get this information? Put her back on the web so we don't have to find her here. She is such a better commentator on the news of the day than on whether she made apple butter. Like I really care about apple butter? Also, Ellen, what is your boyfriend doing for the new year's holiday? If he is available, I know a few girls who would love to meet him.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she is having brunch with her sister, Tequila, but I am still suspicious of her Managing Partner, who may be named "Malvolio."
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, some ladies like to take really long baths. Also, she may have gone out riding after her bath, on her great, white charger, "Calgon."
My name is Edward Sherman. Although I am not yet your boyfriend, I would like to become same My intentions are honorable, as I am a lawyer in New York City at a small family firm. Can you write me if you think you are interested in dating me, with instructions as to how we can meet?
ReplyDeleteRe: Anonymous at 5:10 a.m.:
ReplyDeleteEllen, don't settle for just a blind date with Edward Sherman, most famous bloggers receive full marriage proposals. Perhaps you ahould hold out for a reality TV show contract from ABC, with your Managing Partner advising you in the Boardroom before the weekly rose ceremony. Each episode can feature a different apple butter recipe.
Ellen instead of going with Anonymous @ 5:10 a.m. or Anonymous @ 6:56 a.m., please contact me instead. I am very experienced in presenting new television packages to the networks and I have a full treatment ready to present called "The Blawgarette." You will have the staring role in this reality (unscripted TV show.) The basic premise is that we start with a field consisting of 36 eligible males -- 12 who are young partners at Scadden, Heller, Jones-Day, or Cravath -- 12 who are hunky first year associates at WALL STREET firms and -- 12 who are Chippendale dancers (non-lawyers).
ReplyDeleteEach week, after going on a group or individual date and having the opportunity to review video tapes of a team-building activity undetaken by your suitors, you will consult with Alan and your Managing Partner and then eliminate one contestant, who will receive a Golden Parachute payment from the network.
After 35 pre-recorded episodes, the live season finale will be taped at the New York County Courthouse where you will select your future mate. (Of course, as with most reality TV shows, you don't have to marry and you will probably break up within 3 months, if not sooner.)
I am confident I can line up Proctor & Gamble as the series sponsor, particularly if you are willing to endorse their line of pink soap.
Call me quickly, before someone else steals this idea!
Hey, I saw her first. I was the one to congratulate and support her when she was just starting out. If anyone is going to get Ellen, it is ME. My name is Al Tidom, and I was there first. Ellen, select ME.
ReplyDeleteMcLeod, are you asleep again? Why don't you and Molly start keeping this blog up to date? Have the two of you gotten so bent from a Thanksgiving dinner that you cannot pick up the keyboard? Thanksgiving is NOT a holiday in Ireland or Scotland, though you two will make any excuse to hit the pub.
ReplyDeleteActually, I have been busy hosting a few holiday guests here at Chez McLeod, and have not needed to resort to the local pubs (whose cellars, in any event, hardly rival my own). It does not appear I missed much, apart from a bunch of mustelids seeking to tempt Ellen away from her boyfriend. I very greatly doubt she will fall for it.
ReplyDeleteAh, McLeod, such an intellectual....but why is not Ellen responding personally. Certainly, you have access to be able to make a new post for "her" -- why do you insist on pretending to be someone else? The fake Irish Brogue has worn off by now. Bring Ellen back.
ReplyDeleteSuch questions are best left to Ellen herself. It could well be that Alan (perhaps concerned by his many new competitors) has moved on from simply feeding her applebutter to taking her on a holiday, or some other, even more romantic, distraction.
ReplyDeleteKeep it clean, McLeod. We all know that Ellen is virginal and won't be able to hang out the sheets until after Alan marries her; that is, of course, unless one of the men on this site persuade her otherwise.
ReplyDeleteI should mention a point of protocol, perhaps at odds with what one might see on TV shows depicting various members of Clan MacLeod. It is actually not proper to address or refer to any member of a Scottish clan by the clan surname alone, unless that person is the Chief. For those who have not been following, I am not the Chief of any of the branches of Clan MacLeod. Accordingly, I am not entitled to a chief's form of address, but should be referenced or addressed with a lesser form such as "Mr. McLeod," "B. McLeod," or even simply "B." I thank my colleagues in advance for their kind attention to this issue.
ReplyDeleteCut the crappazola; we don't give a rat's pittout about McLeod, MacLeod, Mr. MacLeod or any other permutation of you. We only want to hear / see ELLEN, not you or your friend Molly. If you can't deliver the goods, get out of the kitchen!
ReplyDeleteWell, see the Chaplain!
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